I am now at 1237 words on my essay. I have a bad feeling that I’m not going to be able to reach 2000. God, this is going to screw up my sleep schedule.
2 days ago - 
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2 Genocide studies
I think ethnic cleansing means cleaning out your body and soul and becoming refreshed with a new beginning.
| Sister: | You know the people at Coldstone sing when you give them tips. |
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| Me: | Yeah... |
| Sister: | ... |
| Sister: | That's one place where I cannot work. |
1 month ago - 2
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So paparazzi photos are gross, but Hamm’s having breakfast with Jack McBrayer and he took his dog! I couldn’t resist.
Martha Stewart … the early years.
Back in the 1960s, Stewart worked as a model for such brands as Unilever and Chanel.
| Me: | I wrote a graduation commencement speech for fun today. |
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| Mom: | Great! Is it good? |
| Me: | I guess. I open it with a joke. |
| Mom: | Really, what is it? |
| Me: | "I haven't seen so many people wearing robes since my last Klan meeting." |
| Mom: | MARCUS YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT! |
| Me: | I'm kidding, Mom. |
| Anne Hathaway: | I'd like to thank everyone I've ever met in my entire life, and those I almost met but never did because I was too busy practicing my humble face in the bathroom mirror, all of whom I'll name right now. |
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