How did I end up reading Beyonce Demon-Possession conspiracy theories on the internet. How.
-Singing nuns! Gotta love ‘em.
- Carrie Underwood sounds weird without her country accent.
-The head nun looks like an African American Sandra Bullock.
-Sister Margaretta is so nice!
-Oh my God, Sister Berta, don’t be such a bitch. Maria’s not a demon, geez.
-“I think I should speak to Maria instead of about her.” Does singing bad things about her count as talking?
-Carrie shouldn’t act. Maybe in a soap.
-Carrie swinging her legs on the table like a little girl. Someone needs to make a gif of this.
Me (licking the last remnants of melted chocolate from my bag of cookies):
Yum yum. Cookies and cappuccino is a match made in Valhalla.
Classmate from Spanish class:
Oh, hi. ...You just saw me licking my bag...
Classmate from Spanish Class:
You guys instead of “Hunger Games: Catching Fire”, they should have named it “Hunger Games: Back for Seconds”.