I am now at 1237 words on my essay. I have a bad feeling that I’m not going to be able to reach 2000. God, this is going to screw up my sleep schedule.
Best of My Love- The Emotions
Why can I not stop listening to this song?
I think ethnic cleansing means cleaning out your body and soul and becoming refreshed with a new beginning.
|Sister:||You know the people at Coldstone sing when you give them tips.|
|Sister:||That's one place where I cannot work.|
So paparazzi photos are gross, but Hamm’s having breakfast with Jack McBrayer and he took his dog! I couldn’t resist.
|Me:||I wrote a graduation commencement speech for fun today.|
|Mom:||Great! Is it good?|
|Me:||I guess. I open it with a joke.|
|Mom:||Really, what is it?|
|Me:||"I haven't seen so many people wearing robes since my last Klan meeting."|
|Mom:||MARCUS YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT!|
|Me:||I'm kidding, Mom.|
This is the best. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
|Anne Hathaway:||I'd like to thank everyone I've ever met in my entire life, and those I almost met but never did because I was too busy practicing my humble face in the bathroom mirror, all of whom I'll name right now.|